About Us

Founded by a secret coalition of individuals who met at a hilltop Kung Fu retreat and decided that the one thing the world needed more of was a venture capital fund with an exaggerated backstory.

Our mission

We will:

  • Discover and plan
  • Generate materials and strategize
  • Plan grand opening
  • Perform post-IOI due diligence
  • Choose an exclusive buyer
  • Complete Pre-LOI due diligence
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